Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy.
One word. "Grace".
You have not cashed out because you lack god's grace.
Apparently God has updated the prerequisites for the recipients of his much talked about 'grace' and yahoo boys who are desperate to cash out and spend their money on big yansh banis and iphone are now eligible to enjoy his incomparable grace.
This comes as more and more yahoo boys attribute their success in siphoning money from innocent people and rendering the lives completely useless to God's 'everlasting grace'.
A yahoo boy who identified himself as 'Tanana' spoke with our correspondent:
"E don reach 9 years wey I don dey press, but since then I neva cash out, and all this while I no dey go church. Na one of my bani from deeper life come carry me go her church, na there I jam one of my manchi wey come give me format, come pray for me join. E no reach 2days wey I use that format bomb, as I wake up for morning, my client just ask for my btc wallet. As I drop my aza, na so him just wire me 30k dolls. Money wey I no expect. I give god all the glory"
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