Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy.

47

One word. "Grace". You have not cashed out because you lack god's grace. Apparently God has updated the prerequisites for the recipients of his much talked about 'grace' and yahoo boys who are desperate to cash out and spend their money on big yansh banis and iphone are now eligible to enjoy his incomparable grace. This comes as more and more yahoo boys attribute their success in siphoning money from innocent people and rendering the lives completely useless to God's 'everlasting grace'. A yahoo boy who identified himself as 'Tanana' spoke with our correspondent: "E don reach 9 years wey I don dey press, but since then I neva cash out, and all this while I no dey go church. Na one of my bani from deeper life come carry me go her church, na there I jam one of my manchi wey come give me format, come pray for me join. E no reach 2days wey I use that format bomb, as I wake up for morning, my client just ask for my btc wallet. As I drop my aza, na so him just wire me 30k dolls. Money wey I no expect. I give god all the glory"

NB: Stories are shared by community members. The article does NOT represent the official view of NaijaWorld and the author is SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for this article
Comments

Use The App To Win N1m
Related Stories
thumbnail
Training A Lady That Isn't Your Wife In School.
16 h
thumbnail
BAD GUYS!! How Do I Make This Girl Stand Up From The Chair And Come On The Bed?
23 h
thumbnail
Pls Help Me!! How Do I Tell My Friend His Girlfriend Can Not Cook??
1 d
thumbnail
After A Video Of Her Lover Kissing And Touching Her Boobs Went Viral, A Secondar
16 h
thumbnail
Hot Bath Vs Cold Bath:which One Is The Better?
10 h
thumbnail
How To Date With No Expiry Date
1 d
thumbnail
This December Na Dirty December Oh See New Method Boys Are Using To Fu**k Girls
1 d
thumbnail
Guy Exposed A Lady’ Hubby Ringing Call Saved With LOML After He Had Sex Her
1 d
thumbnail
"I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook
3 d
thumbnail
Look At What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture]
2 d
thumbnail
Abusive Relationship? Walk Away While You Still Can
2 d
thumbnail
Doctor, Nurse Suspended For Having Sex, Moaning And Disturbing Patients In Pain
3 d
thumbnail
7 Mind-blowing Replies To ‘I Love You’ Messages
3 d
thumbnail
Kayamata Side Effects
3 d
thumbnail
What You Can Do To Make Your Partner Happy
3 d
thumbnail
Why Do Ladies Like Rushing Home After Spending The Night At A Guy's Place
4 d
thumbnail
I Am Contesting For SRTV President Idol
4 d
thumbnail
Now Is The Day Of Salvation!
5 d
thumbnail
Controversial Pastor Kingsley Quotes Men Using Bible Verse To Credit Their Women
5 d
thumbnail
Housewife, 31, Fights With Lady, 28 Over 19-year-old Yahoo Boy
5 d
Related Stories
thumbnail
Training A Lady That Isn't Your Wife In School.
16 h
thumbnail
BAD GUYS!! How Do I Make This Girl Stand Up From The Chair And Come On The Bed?
23 h
thumbnail
Pls Help Me!! How Do I Tell My Friend His Girlfriend Can Not Cook??
1 d
thumbnail
After A Video Of Her Lover Kissing And Touching Her Boobs Went Viral, A Secondar
16 h
thumbnail
Hot Bath Vs Cold Bath:which One Is The Better?
10 h
thumbnail
How To Date With No Expiry Date
1 d
thumbnail
This December Na Dirty December Oh See New Method Boys Are Using To Fu**k Girls
1 d
thumbnail
Guy Exposed A Lady’ Hubby Ringing Call Saved With LOML After He Had Sex Her
1 d
thumbnail
"I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook
3 d
thumbnail
Look At What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture]
2 d
thumbnail
Abusive Relationship? Walk Away While You Still Can
2 d
thumbnail
Doctor, Nurse Suspended For Having Sex, Moaning And Disturbing Patients In Pain
3 d
thumbnail
7 Mind-blowing Replies To ‘I Love You’ Messages
3 d
thumbnail
Kayamata Side Effects
3 d
thumbnail
What You Can Do To Make Your Partner Happy
3 d
thumbnail
Why Do Ladies Like Rushing Home After Spending The Night At A Guy's Place
4 d
thumbnail
I Am Contesting For SRTV President Idol
4 d
thumbnail
Now Is The Day Of Salvation!
5 d
thumbnail
Controversial Pastor Kingsley Quotes Men Using Bible Verse To Credit Their Women
5 d
thumbnail
Housewife, 31, Fights With Lady, 28 Over 19-year-old Yahoo Boy
5 d