She Almost Choked Me To Death
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I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum. Yesternight evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine
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