A Sinless Man Goes To The Afterlife.

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Mr Raji was a very good man , he has never commited a wrong his whole life , everyone described him as a 'good man', So one day Mr Raji was hit by a bus , died and went to heaven . he was approached by two huge Angels with a big book, So they looked through the file ....... They looked for the file They kept looking Finally they found it, and whe was good. but we seem to have a little problem says the first Angel Mr Raji: What is the problem sir(bowling ) Angel : Have you ever committed a sin in life Mr Raj : no sir (still bowling down) Angels : well the rules are you have to at least sinned 3 times you are sent to the third heaven , 2 sins the second heave Mr Raj : so what seems to be the problem? Angel 2 : There is no house for some one like you here , we have no house without a single sin except that of our lord's Angel 2: brother come let's talk The Angels gathers and mumble some words and return to MR Raj after 15 mins Angel 1: okay my Comrade and I decided we should send you back to Earth for only 3 hours , after then you'll die immediately... Mr Raj . okay sir ( ,confused but still bowing) Mr Rag finds himself back alive and and didnt bother seeing anybody including family members .what's on Mr Raj mind is how to do bad thing to make it to heaven He thought and thought of what bad thing he can do (you should know Mr raj unlike you has no criminal experience .) so it was hard 2 hours gone he was still thinking then he remembered yes , there used to be a woman who used to wink at him whenever he was lawning )he decided to have sex with her , Now Mr Raj knocks at Mrs Johnson's door frantically and sweating Sarah : wait I thought I heard you were dead? He dosnt even respond all he said was 'I want to have you' , how he is relived he has done a bad thing , and cannot die in this woman's house . as he dressed up running , Sarah shouted and said ' OH RAJ ,YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOOD YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME TODAY

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