This legit happened today. I was walking with a boy today and I saw an aunt I used to know when I was a still a child and here's our conversation Aunt: Ah! Ah! Siofra is that you? Me: Yes Aunty. (As the good girl I am I avoided making snide remarks) Aunt: Ah Ah Siofra you that I used to wash your poo poo nyash (she legit said poo poo nyash) when you were small Me: *in my mind* Aunty please na, you don't have to do this now. Aunt: Siofra that used to eat anyhow and poo anyhow (You guys at this point I almost started crying ) Eyah! See as you don big finish! God! If looks could kill! I mean I appreciate the fact that you cleaned my butt when I was younger but you don't have to shout it on the highway. I literally can't even.... Me that was forming like I don't used to fart for this boy then this woman just came and embarrassed me like that And the mumu boy was there laughing Seriously if you're an adult that does this please I beg you, stop it, it's so cringe.