Was just on my own jeje o. My eleribu friend Mike asked me to join him to go swim at one of this hotel like that in my area. I know say I no sabi swim. In short I have never been to a swimming pool or came close to ever playing in water at any time. I was just feeling mumuish. Then I thought at least let me try and discover a new thing about myself today (costly mistake) Na so o.. We entered the hotel. Got to the pool side. I waited for him (Mike) as he went to sort some stuffs so that we could bath in the pool. Like I said I was just feeling adventurous mumuish I was just smiling at fellow pool goers like someone who picked $100 bill on the street. I even locked eye with a pretty girl in the pool swimming, she gave me a wink sha That was all the motivation. I hurriedly joined my guy at the changing room. Got some nice short on so i be high on confidence... Something gotta kill a man, I muted. Didnt take long before I was close to having my first dip in real water. The feeling was great, though, I had to hide my excitement. I am a man after all. Splash! That was me getting immersed. Still locked eyes with the dam..Slowly.. I had to make this moment count. We grinned at each other.. Could it.. Could it.. Shit, there is a problem with my leg.. My right leg.. Is floating on the water! WTF!! Like for real! All the excitement evaporated and shame took over. And there is no way I could hide because the water was so clear. Ok I don't need to explain further but incase you want to know. My right leg is just so weightless and fecking so thin. I just discovered it floats on water like a fecking paper! My guy Mike was just looking at what's unfolding. Damn! My girl looked away in pitiful solidarity.. Bless her. I just had to pretend for a moment and use my hands to push it down but I was fighting a lost cause because the water wasn't having any of it. Pushes it back to the surface immediately. Was so embarrassed! I knew that was the last time for me ever getting close to a large water body.