Nigerian lecturers say that the first-class that students seek in universities are not theirs and that they should be grateful that some of them even get to graduate with passes. Speaking with Corporate Tumble, a retired lecturer, who would like to stay anonymous and die peacefully, said that Nigerian students complain too much about lecturers failing them when they have not worked hard enough to earn the marks. He also added that learning in Nigeria was not designed to be fun in any way, and that if students need a fun learning environment, they should leave the country for "suffer heads". The unnamed retired lecturer said that there is no joy that comes from learning in a Nigerian institution, and that the ancestors would roll in their graves if lecturers were nice to students. Note: News stories and articles on this platform only serve to provide humor and should not be taken as seriously as the serious news publications out there. It is fake news.