Why Nigerians Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving

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1. Because it creates discrepancies in their financial architecture as the "controversial" holiday stands directly between "Christmas choppings" and their November cashout. 2. Because it's not among the occultic holiday we prefer to emulate from the ancient vikings like Sunday, moonday, Odin's day (Wednesday), Thor's day, yuletide (Christmas) and easter. 3. Because the average Nigerian who has from his/her government, gotten nothing more than N300 and 1bottle of palm oil doesn't have much to be thankful for. 4. Because it has no religious intonation, and anything other than workers day when lazy pot bellied Nigerians will sleep for the whole day is seen as 'strange' and heavily castigated. Thank you.

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