Truth Of Creation Of Human Being And Everything With Evidence.

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The true creation is that Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". The Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth, look around you and see diseases, earthquakes, tsunamis, typhoon and hurricane. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test the faith of Pastafarians, scientists are lying because they do not understand that the spaghetti monster works in mysterious ways. When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. Look below, this is evidence that the noodly lord created us in his own image, the central nervous system which is the core of a human mental process is in the image of the lord with noodly appendages. What other evidence do you need?

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