On a very cool Sunday evening while relaxing in my Lagos Island apartment enjoying the cool Ocean View with some friends, I suddenly got a call for an urgent business meeting in Abuja for Tuesday morning. I had to put my stuffs together and booked a flight for Monday with a special top notch hotel already reserved for me around Asokoro area. Monday I freshened up nicely as usual and dripping all Gucci from head to toe. I headed to the airport and at the right time I bordered my flight. Seated next to me was a beautiful classy looking corper also heading to Abuja and she kept giving me this cute sexy smile so I had to initiate a good conversation with her and we flowed so well. Getting to Abuja we exchanged numbers and I told her I will invite her over to my hotel that evening so she could keep me company and she was so excited about it and promised to come whenever I request so we hugged and went our separate ways. I was feeling super fly because I knew I had a confirmed kpomo to devour that night and I won't be lonely through out my stay in Abuja. Later that evening she showed up looking all sexy as hell and immediately she entered my suite she grabbed me into a very hot kiss that blew my brains out. Just like that it got really intense and was leading to getting down but as a gentleman man I had to put the moment on hold. She understood everything and felt shy like someone who probably havent made love in a very long while. So we decided to order some food and champagne to spice up the evening before we properly get down to business. Few minutes later the food was brought and the chicken was looking so yummy yummy my mouth felt watery. I open the champagne and I made a very romantic toast that swept her off her feet and just as I was about to pounce on that spicy chicken and chips, I heard a very very loud knock on the door and it sounded like thunder. As I shouted JESUS and ran to open the door, na then my eyes clear when I see my guy stand with garri and groundnut dey shout for me say "guy see our garri and groundnut wey you say make we chop. I dey wake you since you dey lick mouth for sleep" Chaiiiiii I nearly faint when I realize say I still dey my face me and face you room for Agege. Wethin my guy do me pain me wella because as we never see chicken chop for years and kpomo to devour, him for just allow me enjoy am for my dream before him come wake me. Abeg make una enjoy una Easter Jare.